Water and Wine Education:

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli (E. coli) bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine because alcohol has to go through a fermentation process.

WATER = Poo
WINE = HEALTH

Therefore, It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.

My thanks to "Mrs Bill" who lives in the Yarra Bloody Valley for this one.