You keep on hearing
about Red that's affected by TCA with the typical wet
dog/cardboard aroma but here is an example of a
Red getting its own
back. My
brand new electric blanket cord that’s been chronically affected by a bad dose of
Red!
What does
a red bigot call his dog? His name is the colour of his ID tag

Now I wonder if my
friendly electrical retailer will relace the electric blanket because its not
fit for the purposes for which it was sold because its been affected by
Red

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