If only all wine labels were as honest and down to earth as this $7.99 beauty from the Mittagong Hotel.

Text from the label

This wine is the result of delicate fermentation from had trodden grapes, nurtured on the side of Mt Gibraltar, then lovingly mixed with the sweet water from Lake Alexandra. Our wine maker Hugh R. High offers a no money back guarantee and accepts no responsibility for the drinker’s subsequent actions or lack there of!